Be wary, puny Earthling.

devils-blog:

chunkyandcreamy:

devils-blog:

chunkyandcreamy:

stupid label maker at work is broken i hate this

UPDATE: i tried to fix it and i think i just made it angry it may be more broken than before

UPDATE 2: it may be possessed by satan. but if so, why?

Because…

Yeah, it does. It’s a date!

devils-blog:

dare-g:

devils-blog:

dare-g:

Satan and i are BFF’s for life

Hey babes how you doing long time no see omgz

im doing great! ive missed you i havent seen you forever! how have you been ?!?!

I been good, I been good. Just been spending my days taking over…

dare-g:

devils-blog:

dare-g:

Satan and i are BFF’s for life 

Hey babes how you doing long time no see omgz

im doing great! ive missed you i havent  seen you forever! how have you been ?!?!  

I been good, I been good. Just been spending my days taking over the world. You know how it is ;) what you been up to?

chunkyandcreamy:

devils-blog:

chunkyandcreamy:

stupid label maker at work is broken i hate this

UPDATE: i tried to fix it and i think i just made it angry it may be more broken than before

UPDATE 2: it may be possessed by satan. but if so, why?

Because excuse you but in hell I like to keep things neat

okay but can you posses it on someone else’s shift? 

Give me a name and I’ll see if I’m free during their shift. I’m planning on taking over the world so I might not be free.

chunkyandcreamy:

stupid label maker at work is broken i hate this

UPDATE: i tried to fix it and i think i just made it angry it may be more broken than before

UPDATE 2: it may be possessed by satan. but if so, why?

Because excuse you but in hell I like to keep things neat

just-a-hopeless-wanderer:

Today my teacher told us that we had to actually think about our quiz because the questions were written by Satan

I want royalty fees

its-not-an-obsession-its-love:

i wore a white dress today and every time someone told me that they liked my dress i was so tempted to response oh thanks im sacrificing a couple virgins to satan today i figured blood goes nicely on the white lace

dare-g:

Satan and i are BFF’s for life 

Hey babes how you doing long time no see omgz

littlesammythemoose:

I need to think before i shout “wow satan’s a cool guy!” in an RE lesson. Now everyone thinks I’m a devil worshiper.

Thank you for the compliment

freakadillycircus:

it just occured to me that Santa is an anagram for Satan. 

Oh crap, I guess you’ve figured out my disguise